Previously

11/2023

Working at WKNY with my partner Jen,
Discovering hubcaps don’t exist anymore,
Starting to tell the Oppenheim brothers apart,
Copying and pasting this bio from aforementioned partner Jen,
Considering Botox.

11/2022

Working at WKNY with my partner Jen,
Photoshopping overalls,
Washing fake blood out of my hair, 
Not finishing a painting, 
Opening the blinds. 

2/2022

Working at WKNY with my partner Jen,
Scheduling a zoom meeting about the color blue,
Making jokes about my roommate’s pea milk,
Thinking about opening a window.

9/2021

Working at WKNY with my partner Jen,
Googling the efficacy of plant-based bleach, 
Wearing lululemon ironically, 
Wondering if polka dots are a dominant or recessive gene in lady bugs, 
Considering a new brand of shampoo. 

5/2021

Working at WKNY with my partner Jen,
Reading the Wikipedia page for Orpheus and Eurydice,
Watching Love Island in six hour increments,
Spiraling about the ethics of domesticated animals,
Ordering groceries on the internet. 

3/2021

Working at WKNY with my partner Jen,
Watching Riverdale Season 5,
Listening to Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush,
Wondering if there are brands in the afterlife,
Having recurring dreams about my laundromat,
Considering going for a walk.